I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I love you. Go after that dick
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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