Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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