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Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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