She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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