I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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