If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
