well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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