you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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