Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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