After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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