I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I supernannyed him into submission
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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