Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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