we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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