so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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