suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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