Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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