when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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