It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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