dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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