I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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