you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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