He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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