Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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