u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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