I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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