i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
babies were throwing up all over the place
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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