So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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