dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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