There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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