i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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