Buhtt sex?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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