so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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