there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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