big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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