Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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