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Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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