its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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