I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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