ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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