So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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