i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.