Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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