did you get engaged???
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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