I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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