Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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