Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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