You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I supernannyed him into submission
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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