The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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