too bad you live with your parents still
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
