My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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