you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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