Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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