I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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