I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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