It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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