Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize